Tommy Boy

My Hoss is a movie lover from way back. Me, not so much.  He loves a good comedy and apparently there is a classic that I have only recently been introduced to. Well, actually, I’ve only been introduced to a snippet of it.  See the other day Hoss was a wee bit disappointed with yours truly.  

I wanted desperately to find a way out of the situation, but to no real avail.  He hugged me around the waist and then his hands wandered down a bit more.  

He said, “I’m going to warm you up real good…..here and here….” 

Yeah, that did not sound good.

Then something must have clicked in that brain of his because the next thing I knew is he said, “It’s going to hurt right here, but here and here, not so much,” as he moved his hands over my bum and upper thighs.  

Then he started laughing.  I obviously did not get the context of his excitement.  

He said, “Have you not ever seen the movie, Tommy Boy?”  

Me, “Um, no, why?”  

“Here, let me show you.”  He pulled out his phone and showed me the following snippet.  (If you cannot view the clip, then try googling YouTube, Tommy Boy, Why I Suck As A Saleman.) Tommy Boy

Yeah, let’s say he thought himself very funny.  Me, yeah, definitely not so much!

--Baker