Which leads me to my post. She knows songs. Did you know Alexa will sing to you or play you her favorite songs? Do you know that the day Aretha Franklin passed away that Alexa's favorite song that day was RESPECT. Yeah, she also knows how to play 80s music like nobody's business.
I am not overreacting! Last week we were up early getting ready to have a little bit of spanking action. I was in a teeny tiny bit of trouble (STOP LAUGHING! teeny tiny bits of trouble do happen around here)....anyway...Hoss had me over the bed and as it was creeping close to the time a few kiddos may have been waking up he said, "Alexa, play 80s music." Alexa pops on and starts playing this song. It starts slow, but literally one of the first lines in the song was about hitting your mark. Seriously, Alexa, the man has NO PROBLEM hitting his mark! He's actually extremely good at it...regardless if I want him to be or not. You'd think he'd occasionally miss and hit the bed once in a while, nope, not him. UGH!
The next day we are getting ready for a little reset type of spanking and well, Hoss repeats the phrase, "Alexa, play 80s music." Well, you know what that She-Devil decides to play?
Nah, not going to tell you....too embarrassing....
You really do want to hear what she did to me, don't you?
Geez, nosy bunch of people!
She decides to play Pat Benatar's, "Hit me with your best shot!"
Because I'm almost certain after today's spanking Alexa either has it in for me or Hoss is being very clever! Today Hoss says, "Alexa, play 80s music." Things were moving along rather nicely.