The other night I was reading Nora Jean's post to Hoss without telling him the name of the implement she was complaining about until the very end. See Nora Jean's post here: //Https:livingalovinglife6267.blogspot.com When I showed him the picture he smiled and thought her husband had made an excellent choice in purchasing that particular implement. You see, Hoss has an affinity for bath brushes. It was one of our first choices as our local Wally World sold them for a good price and it was something that could, if we chose, left out without odd questions from the children. So Nora Jean's post brought a smile to my man's face and a laugh when I read him her comment. To point out a bit of discrepancy. Our bath brush is more of a bath sponge, but as I pointed out to Hoss the part that swats is the same.
Then Hoss' smile widened and he asked me a question that had me wondering the same thing. How many swats had dear Bertha, our christened bath brush, bestowed on my posterior? Seeing this particular implement has been around for almost our entire DD relationship I begged to pardon maybe instead of figuring that out we should just retire her. That got me nothing, but a dirty look from Hoss. So I played along and suggested several tens of thousands of swats. He smiled and suggested Bertha had a bit more to give. Ugh! 🤣😂 That man!
The next words out of his mouth we're to suggest I post about our discussion. So here you have it. Bertha gets her own post! Again!
So what do you all figure is your lovely spouse's favorite implement and how many swats do you think it's endured?
I contend that it's the age old question of how many licks to get to get to the Tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Pop. You know the old commercial when the boy asks the wise old owl that question. And the owl answers three? Well, I think the owl got it right. By the third lick I'm usually done. Done with Bertha. Done with spanking. Done with pretty much everything. But Hoss insists on more. When it's all over....that's when I agree that this is all worth it. The during...not so much. I'm sure I'm not the only one who feels that way.
So I'm curious what is each couple's go to implement and how much use does it get? Is your number the magical three or a hundred? Also how long have you had it? If it's his/her hand you can skip that question, lol! Is it your favorite or dreaded implement? Share your beloved implement's history.
--Baker
PS: This is our 100th post. That's kind of exciting to us!
Baker, I agree, Bertha needs a retirement. The poor thing is probably so worn out, so tired, needing a long earned break. Just think, I hear she gets hot flashes every time he takes her to your bottom for a long session! ;) :P
ReplyDeleteThe implement we used the most was the pocket paddle we bought from Blondie. It's amazing, and I miss it sooo much. It sits in our chest of toys, neglected. We've had to switch to quiet implements, and so I've been making them slowly over the past two years. So most of them have not been used a lot. The pocket paddle could tell so many stories, and I'm not sure I can count to the number it's licked at me, it's too high. ;) I miss it. lol Don't tell the Duke that!!! :P
Hugs, EsMay
EsMay,
DeleteThe Bertha comment is hilarious! I think that is just what she's earned...a nice LONG break! So wish Hoss would agree to it...but I know that's not happening!
What's a pocket paddle look like? I guess I will need to make a trip over to Blondie's and see! I know you miss those noisier implements, there are times I wish that Hoss was not so creative in this whole covering the sound thing!
--Baker
Congratulations on your 100th post. I love your blog. You are a great person with a fun personality. I can't think of am implement that is the most used or oldest. With Ty making paddles, we have plenty of them. His belt is my favorite and the lexan is my least favorite.
ReplyDeleteAwe, Blondie, that's so sweet of you to say! I can attest that belts are very sexy. The lexan paddle being your least favorite? Hmmm....cannot possibly imagine why that would be, my friend! Just kidding, I've heard those are downright vicious.
Delete--Baker
Hi Baker,
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on your 100th post, wow! I'm so glad you decided to blog:)
I so love this post lol. I hadn't heard of tootsie pops. Bertha definitely deserves a nice quiet retirement. Our go to implements would have to be a leather paddle and a wooden spoon, which is more like a paddle.
Hugs
Roz
Thanks, Roz,
DeleteI do appreciate the congrats! Thanks for your sweet words as well. I'm glad you loved the post. I will need to send you some tootsie pops so you know exactly what were talking about. I do think a leather paddle would be an interesting thing to try.
--Baker
Hi Baker, :) Congratulations on post #100!! That's awesome!
ReplyDeleteLet's see... I'd say that the spatula, for sure is a go-to when we are downstairs. It has clocked more spanks than I can count... and then some!! The "cheeseboard" would probably be Rob's go-to upstairs. I'm not a big fan of that one! LOL! It hasn't seen anywhere near the numbers that the spatula has. Fun to think about that. I always love Rob's hand the best. Many hugs,
❤️Katie xoxo
Katie t,
DeleteI'm certain that spatula has seen it's fair share of spanks. It sounds like it is Rob's go to the same as Hoss' go to is Bertha. I think it's great that they "own it" so well, don't you?
--Baker