Did you folks know that it is not advisable to throw an implement across the room during a spanking?
Did you also know that one should not wretch the implement from your husband's hands to avoid further contact with said implement and your bum?
Did you know that just because the implement is left out in the open that you should not hide it?
Did you know that if you do hide the implement it's replacement will be worse or that when he finds said implement that things will be worse for you?
Did you know pinching your man's inner thigh can result in a spanking that you would care not to repeat again, like ever?
Did you know that throwing back your hand during a spanking is an excellent way to detour the spanking however brief the interlude?
Did you also know that if you throw back your hand you could accidentally receive a swat to said hand because he was in the middle of a swing with the implement?
Did you know you are not to pull chest hairs or give your man's nipple a tight twist to avoid a spanking?
Did you know that yelling out rude or snarky comments during a spanking does not make it end any faster, but will quite possibly make it longer and harder?
Did you know kicking and hitting are not necessary recommended during a spanking?
Did you know biting his leg or arm while being spanked can lead to unpleasant consequences?
Did you also know that this type of behavior can lead to a very sore bum that will make you regret your decision to ever bring spanking to your man in the first place?
Yeah, me neither, I did not know, but I do now and I'm not sure I'm willing to share how I found out.....
Please take this for the tongue and cheek that it is meant to be and if you have further Did You Knows feel free to leave them in the comment section below.
HI Baker, not to be a know all or anything but YES I jolly well do know :( lol
ReplyDeletelove Jan, xxx :)
P.S. great post
Jan,
DeleteYeah, I know too, well, um, now I do. Sometimes I think he likes to make up rules as we go along just to keep me on my toes. I'm really glad you liked the post.
--Baker
I haven't tried all of these - as for the one's I have, yep I know! I'm going to take your word for the rest. I trust you know what you're talking about.
ReplyDeletePK,
DeleteI only know what I've got in trouble for from my sweet man. He helped me with the list, apparently, his memory of my transgressions is longer than mine.
--Baker
ROFLMBO! Yes, Baker...I did know most of those and could guess at the few I hadn't personally tried. Did you know pulling your man's leg hair while OTK is not recommended? Did you know that playing 'this little piggy' with your man's toes while waiting in said OTK position is not a bright idea? Did you know that answering the question "Now why are you receiving this spanking?" with "Well if you don't know, I would suggest you go sit and think about it!" in a snarky voice will result in a 'you never wannna go there ever, ever, EVER again' spankings? Yes, I had read that somewhere bu really didn't mean for it to come out of my mouth...never know what's gonna come out when I'm angry. ;)
ReplyDeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
Cat,
DeleteYou are a bad influence because I get myself in enough trouble without help. I will do my best never to try these. I love the one about having him go think about it. I think that one is better than all of mine put together. I say the sassiest things when over his lap and unfortunately for me it is rarely nice when my temper gets the better of me.
--Baker
Love your post Baker. Well you'll know next time not to do any of those things. LOL!
ReplyDeleteHadn't seen you for a few days so was going to email you but couldn't find your address.
Hugs Lindy xx
Hi, Lindy,
DeleteThank you for the sweet compliment. I'm glad you liked it. My hubby suggested it simply because I tend to get a little wild when things do not go my way. He helped to remind me of the silly things I have done. My email is under the profile thingy at the top.
--Baker
LoL Baker, not sure how many of these I have tried but it makes sense to me :) did you also know it's not advisable to say "whatever" during a spanking or when asked why you are being spanked to say "because you're a meanie".
ReplyDeleteHugs
Roz
Roz,
DeleteI'm giggling over those, because, yes, I say some pretty crazy things when I'm mad. I had not even thought of all the possibilities there. My man is very patient and mostly likes me to be a bit sassy, but saying whatever and calling him a meanie are on his list of no-nos. Go figure!
--Baker
Well, telling your husband he won't spank you, doesn't work either! :)
ReplyDeleteMinelle,
DeleteYup, I'm sure it doesn't!
--Baker
Bker,
ReplyDeleteDid you know ........ you are definitely a blogging ttwd wife? Did you know that telling your man to hurry up during a spanking, that you have places to go, results in a much longer spanking????
Great post
Meredith
Thank you, M,
DeleteActually I have not tried to tell him to hurry up because we have places to go, but I have been known to tell him (okay I've hissed under my breath) that he has spanked me long enough and to let me up for pity's sake. That did end up with a longer spanking, because he reminded me he was in charge and he determines the length. Go figure!
--Baker
Oh gosh, these made me laugh so hard!
ReplyDeleteDid you know it's never advisable to look at an implememt and say, yeah, that wouldn't hurt!
Or when in the snow to utter, I'm freezing my butt off - he'll warm it up nicely,
or to tell him to go jump when walking in the bush (Forrest woods) where there are waaaay to many thin swishy branches to be broken off and applied....
😂😂
Hugs, Kanga Jo xx