So, as things have progressed we have learned quite a bit about one another and things that work and things that do not. He has named implements and ways to spank. I’m sure they are all familiar with you, but I thought for the fun of it I’d share a bit about the different spanks we have discovered along the way for your reading pleasure. Feel free to jump in at the end and let me know your least favorite and most enjoyable variety.
Of course this is very self explanatory. Rapid fire means he is going to town on my bum in a quick and decisive fashion. It is one that hurts and makes me squirm and screech. One you cannot get away from or catch your breath as the smacks rain down. Ugh, not fun at all.
Gentle Pats and Taps
Hard and Sharp, the Reminder
This is usually one or two that are just plain hard and sharp like I said. They hurt and are usually felt over jeans or pants. These are those warnings that suggest that bigger things are to come if I do not calm down. Some days that is all I need, other times, well, you know, sometimes I have a bit of trouble refocusing. and well, he has ways to help with that, if you get my drift?
Slow and Steady
Another series of ouchie swats, but they are slow, deliberate and usually super hard. They are not fun at all category. These are usually done with something wood and well, we all know what wood feels like. I’m not talking a wooden spoon here ladies, usually something with a bit more behind it. Also, these are typically punctuated with a question, that I’m expected to answer, um, without sass. Something that makes sense to the situation. Not always doable, folks, Just saying….
The Good Girl, Sexy Warm Up
Yes, warm ups are right up there with gentle pats and taps. It’s fun time with a warm up and usually has to do with a leather flogger that is definitely my friend. Just realized that flogger needs a nice sexy name....need to suggest that to my sweet Hoss.
Fluid Shock Wave
TO BE AVOIDED AT ALL COST. This one is my least favorite, if you cannot tell. This is where he literally sticks it to me. Swat, stick. OUCH! Wash, Rinse, Repeat. Just so you know it’s usually a lesson that is driven home literally. If you have not guessed it, this one happens when things in Baker’s world have gone awry and I'm in for it. The lecture typically begins with me having been sassy or disrespectful…. Need I say more?
So, do you have ones to add to my list. Don’t share them with Hoss, just me. I promise I do not need anymore of the ouchie variety, but I would love some additional good ones to add to my list. Thanks everyone for stopping by and I hope you comment and share your thoughts!