Friday, March 24, 2017

Mister Spanks A Lot

I love my hubby, but I’m learning something on this journey that drives me a bit bonkers some days. When we began discussion on this spanking biz, about 11 months ago, he was adamantly against it. Discussions continued and finally things began to happen.  Let’s just say he went from a man who was extremely cautious to a spank happy freak!  Okay, maybe not a freak, but definitely his inner spanko has been revealed.
So, as things have progressed we have learned quite a bit about one another and things that work and things that do not.  He has named implements and ways to spank.  I’m sure they are all familiar with you, but I thought for the fun of it I’d share a bit about the different spanks we have discovered along the way for your reading pleasure.  Feel free to jump in at the end and let me know your least favorite and most enjoyable variety.

Rapid Fire

Of course this is very self explanatory.  Rapid fire means he is going to town on my bum in a quick and decisive fashion.  It is one that hurts and makes me squirm and screech.  One you cannot get away from or catch your breath as the smacks rain down.  Ugh, not fun at all.

Gentle Pats and Taps
These of course are warm ups to bigger things to come.  A gentle caress to warm up for some sweet loving is always welcome.  Or maybe this may come as a reminder to calm myself, everything is good. Regardless, these do not hurt and are typically fun and at times done in jest.  They can also be found when we are in a deep hug where he taps lightly to remind me I’m his.  Yup, good gentle pats and taps.

Hard and Sharp, the Reminder
This is usually one or two that are just plain hard and sharp like I said.  They hurt and are usually felt over jeans or pants.  These are those warnings that suggest that bigger things are to come if I do not calm down.  Some days that is all I need, other times, well, you know, sometimes I have a bit of trouble refocusing. and well, he has ways to help with that, if you get my drift?


Slow and Steady
Another series of ouchie swats, but they are slow, deliberate and usually super hard.  They are not fun at all category.  These are usually done with something wood and well, we all know what wood feels like.  I’m not talking a wooden spoon here ladies, usually something with a bit more behind it.  Also, these are typically punctuated with a question, that I’m expected to answer, um, without sass. Something that makes sense to the situation.  Not always doable, folks,  Just saying….
The Good Girl, Sexy Warm Up
Yes, warm ups are right up there with gentle pats and taps.  It’s fun time with a warm up and usually has to do with a leather flogger that is definitely my friend.  Just realized that flogger needs a nice sexy name....need to suggest that to my sweet Hoss.

Fluid Shock Wave
TO BE AVOIDED AT ALL COST. This one is my least favorite, if you cannot tell.  This is where he literally sticks it to me.  Swat, stick.  OUCH!  Wash, Rinse, Repeat.  Just so you know it’s usually a lesson that is driven home literally.   If you have not guessed it, this one happens when things in Baker’s world have gone awry and I'm in for it.  The lecture typically begins with me having been sassy or disrespectful….  Need I say more?

So, do you have ones to add to my list.  Don’t share them with Hoss, just me.  I promise I do not need anymore of the ouchie variety, but I would love some additional good ones to add to my list. Thanks everyone for stopping by and I hope you comment and share your thoughts!

--Baker

10 comments:

  1. Hi Baker, fun post, I enjoyed reading this and love the title. Funny how our men seem to find their inner spanko huh?

    I think most of these types of spanking are familiar and I'm with you on the rapid fire and gentle taps and pats, especially with some attention other places thrown in :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Thanks for stopping in, Roz,

      Yes, I totally agree that they find their inner spanko and watch out!

      The different spanks are not all fun and games, but we have our preferences that's for sure. I'm just amazed there are so many variety, a spanking is not just a spanking, it can be so much more.
      --Baker

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  2. LOL Baker...I do remember a form of all the above. My ex was a real fan of the 'drive by'...a hard smack as he walked by...enough to get my attention but not super ouchie. Matthew was a fan of the smack and grip...about the time I would put my arms around his neck, he would smack my butt and then grip the cheeks...hard! Was fun unless it was on a freshly spanked tush. ;)

    Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Cat,
      Lol! I just knew you'd have some good ones to add. šŸ˜‰

      I am familiar with the drive by too! It's the only one our kids see because its when he's being silly and goofing around, but sometimes not, only we know the difference. The smack and grip is super sexy. Yeah, but I don't recommend that either on a freshly spanked bum, that so hurts, ouch! I need to revise my list because those are good descriptions of what we do as well!

      --Baker

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  3. Rapid fire combined with shock wave is just about the worst combination.

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    1. Yes, my friend, totally agree! It's the worst that I can imagine too!
      --Baker

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  4. Baker, I am late to the party as we have been traveling. But an interesting post and an interesting question. One of my absolutely favorite types of spanking are the ones where we both get laughing quite hard. It may start with a tease or just because Sam feels like it.

    Either way, the laughter seems to inspire Sam to see how loud I can yelp. I will be noisy, that's for sure. The both of us keep laughing and Sam keeps spanking. It is like the rest of the world ceases to exist. It is just him and me. Just love and laughter and spanking.

    Ella

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    1. Awww, Ella, I love your delicious description! Those kinds of spankings are priceless.
      --Baker

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  5. I'm late to the party also, sorry I'm not able to join in the discussion.

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    1. Leigh,
      You may not be able to add to the discussion, but I'm very happy you stopped by. You do write about some pretty hot spanking sessions that I truly enjoying reading, so in my mind, that counts as well!
      --Baker

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